P-Mate!

12 Unspoken Rules for Urinal Etiquette

1. No Talking
2. Always leave a buffer urinal
3. Look straight Ahead!
4. Posture & Position Is Very Important
5. Don’t Waste Time
6. Never Make Direct Eye Contact
7. Making Sounds Is NEVER Acceptable
8. Everybody Farts, Nobody Acknowledges Farts
9. Flush It. Only If You’re Brave
10. Shake it, Don’t Spray It
11. No Cell-Phones Allowed!
12. Leave Your Beer Behind

with the notoriety of women and bathrooms, you can clearly see the problem here.