4.11.09

Bridal Betty Pubic Hair Dye




Something old, something new.Something borrowed, something that shows off the crazy-bitch-that-i-can't-believe-i-fucking-married-i-wonder-how-much-it's-going-to-cost-me-to-get-out-of-this-i-should-have-signed-a-pre-nup in you!

3.11.09

"HOT LINE" AUTO-DIAL desk phone




Comes pre-programmed to dial 1-800-273-TALK.