DiRECTiONS:
Step 1: Grow hair out until just past shoulders.
Step 2: Dye hair dirty blonde.
Step 3: Pull hair back into pony tail making sure to leave a few strands out in front.
Step 4: Hang out in Ivy League college bars.
Step 5: Try to embarass Ben Affleck when he hits on Minnie Driver and uncredited blonde friend.
Step 6: Tuck and cluck when Matt Damon steps up and destroys you with his Super Brain Death Ray.
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