Fist Pump® Shirts

Thanks for announcing that you're a douchnozzle from Long Island before you even open your mouth and assault my ears. P.S. FUCK YOU MTV.

8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt

Also comes with trophy case so she can keep your testicles safely locked up while you go out in your matching outfits.

Moon Monster Shirt

I am a moon monster.

Cameron's Caduceus Shirt

"He'll keep calling me...he'll keep calling me until I come over.He'll make me feel guilty...This - oh! This is ridiculous! Ok, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go - What - I'll go.Shit."

Osidius Emphatic T-shirt

You're full of shit, right?

White Elephant Gift Exchange T-shirt

I went to a White Elephant party once.All I got was a lousy Cabin Boy DVD.

CLUE

DiRECTiONS:
Step 1: Grow hair out until just past shoulders.
Step 2: Dye hair dirty blonde.
Step 3: Pull hair back into pony tail making sure to leave a few strands out in front.
Step 4: Hang out in Ivy League college bars.
Step 5: Try to embarass Ben Affleck when he hits on Minnie Driver and uncredited blonde friend.
Step 6: Tuck and cluck when Matt Damon steps up and destroys you with his Super Brain Death Ray.

Crusher CAPTCHA Shirt

According to J. Miller of H.U.M.A.N.S. so far only celebrities are robots, but their numbers are expected to climb since the introduction of YouTube, disposable digital cameras, Coachella bike generator cell phone chargers, and blogging websites.