Bacon Candy Canes

'Tis the season to be sizzlin'.

Kitty Wigs

I'm into silver foxes.

Inflatable Toast Mattress

"Breakfast in bed? No, breakfast IS the bed! Sleeping on this giant 6' by 7' Inflatable Toast Mattress is likely to make you dream that you are a pad of butter and that you are floating down a river of freshly brewed coffee. In reality, you should not use the Inflatable Toast Mattress as a flotation device nor should you expose it to excessive heat. This piece of toast is made of plastic, not bread, so if you wake up and smell burning toast, you are probably just having a stroke."

Stubble Collection - Rider

It's like having machine guns on your face.

Censored! Black Bar Sunglasses

Part of your "Joe Francis' Christmas" swag bag.

Stick Figure Note Set of 5 - Sup Female

This is what I imagine I'll look like when I grow up.

Moon Monster Shirt

I am a moon monster.