CarLashes

Who's the prettiest car in the garage? You are! Yes you are!

"HOT LINE" AUTO-DIAL desk phone

Comes pre-programmed to dial 1-800-273-TALK.

Squirrel Underpants

Squirrels are degenerates hell-bent on contributing to the delinquency of our minors and destroying the sanctity of our neighborhoods.Learn more.

Hanging Fishbowl

Bleeding hearts rejoice! Now the fish doesn't have to be dead to hang on the wall!

P-Mate!

12 Unspoken Rules for Urinal Etiquette

1. No Talking
2. Always leave a buffer urinal
3. Look straight Ahead!
4. Posture & Position Is Very Important
5. Don’t Waste Time
6. Never Make Direct Eye Contact
7. Making Sounds Is NEVER Acceptable
8. Everybody Farts, Nobody Acknowledges Farts
9. Flush It. Only If You’re Brave
10. Shake it, Don’t Spray It
11. No Cell-Phones Allowed!
12. Leave Your Beer Behind

with the notoriety of women and bathrooms, you can clearly see the problem here.