Boyfriend/Husband Pillow

Anouther satisfied customer.

Bridal Betty Pubic Hair Dye

Something old, something new.Something borrowed, something that shows off the crazy-bitch-that-i-can't-believe-i-fucking-married-i-wonder-how-much-it's-going-to-cost-me-to-get-out-of-this-i-should-have-signed-a-pre-nup in you!

Twilight Umbrella Edward and Bella Meadow Scene

"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy [of] her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"

Squidlet Hairclips

Just don't wear these around your Navy boyfriend or land sharks.

Elephant Poo Paper Roses

Nothing says "I think we should start seeing other people and by 'we' i mean me and by 'other people' i mean that hot redhead who just moved into 2C" like a bouquet of recycled elephant shit.

Milkscreen: Home Test for Alcohol in Breast Milk

You know, for party M.I.L.F.s.

Oops! Disposable Panties

Great for those cougars still in denial.

Heart Shaped Red Novelty Shades

*Marilyn Manson sold seperately.

Nail Ring

Now when your girlfriend hooks off on that-skanky-ho-Shaniqua-from-down-the-block-and-who-does-she-think-she-is-eyeing-my-man-i'll-break-that-stupid-bitch's-face-off, you'll have to hold her earrings and her nails.

P-Mate!

12 Unspoken Rules for Urinal Etiquette

1. No Talking
2. Always leave a buffer urinal
3. Look straight Ahead!
4. Posture & Position Is Very Important
5. Don’t Waste Time
6. Never Make Direct Eye Contact
7. Making Sounds Is NEVER Acceptable
8. Everybody Farts, Nobody Acknowledges Farts
9. Flush It. Only If You’re Brave
10. Shake it, Don’t Spray It
11. No Cell-Phones Allowed!
12. Leave Your Beer Behind

with the notoriety of women and bathrooms, you can clearly see the problem here.