Hizamakura Lap Pillow

Cut off the head...

Boyfriend/Husband Pillow

Anouther satisfied customer.

Little Tikes Lightning McQueen Twin Race Car Bed

Kid tested; Michael Jackson approved.





What? Too soon?

I Heart Guts: Liver Plush

If you were my liver I'd soak you in Everclear 24/7.

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Imagine cuddling under this with Gilbert Lowell or Louis Skolnick? But not Booger - too greasy, too horny.

Sunglasses At Night Sleep Mask

For your weird roommate who insists on sleeping with his eyes open and totally freaking out the chick you're trying to bone.