"He'll keep calling me...he'll keep calling me until I come over.He'll make me feel guilty...This - oh! This is ridiculous! Ok, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go - What - I'll go.Shit."
28.5.09
Cameron's Caduceus Shirt
"He'll keep calling me...he'll keep calling me until I come over.He'll make me feel guilty...This - oh! This is ridiculous! Ok, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go - What - I'll go.Shit."
11.4.09
Squirrel Underpants
Squirrels are degenerates hell-bent on contributing to the delinquency of our minors and destroying the sanctity of our neighborhoods.Learn more.
27.3.09
Twilight Umbrella Edward and Bella Meadow Scene
"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy [of] her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
26.3.09
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4.3.09
2 x Spike Your Juice Kits, "Value Pack"
Before, I was forced to park my car under the sun and leave my orange juice under my seat.The cop who pulled me over looked a lot like a pop-up timer.
3.3.09
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OVERQUALIFIED
“Dear Irving Oil, I am writing to apply for a job with your company, and I have included my resume for your review.You will find that every reference and each previous job will check out as valid, but I think that it’s important to be honest: my assigned mission is to take you down, from the inside.”
28.2.09
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White Elephant Gift Exchange T-shirt
I went to a White Elephant party once.All I got was a lousy Cabin Boy DVD.
25.2.09
24.2.09
Elephant Poo Paper Roses
Nothing says "I think we should start seeing other people and by 'we' i mean me and by 'other people' i mean that hot redhead who just moved into 2C" like a bouquet of recycled elephant shit.
23.2.09
Switchblade Mustache Comb
"So everybody dress up sweet and sharp and meet Tony and me at ten. And walk tall!"
22.2.09
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